This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don’t Touch It (John Dies at the End)


This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It (John Dies at the End) Author David Wong
ISBN-10 1250036658
ISBN-13 9781250036650
Year 2013-10-08
Pages 464
Language English
Publisher St. Martin’s Griffin
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From David Wong the writer of the cult sensation John Dies at the End omes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes Warning You may have a huge invisible spider living in your skull THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear mongering Dismissing things as ridiculous fear mongering is in fact the first symptom of parasitic spider infection the creature stimulates skepticism in order to prevent you from seeking a cure That s just as well since the cure involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like You can t feel the spider because it controls your nerve endings You won t even feel it when it breeds And it will breed Just stay calm and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it I m just the messenger Even if I did sort of cause it Either way I won t hold it against you if you re upset I know that s just the spider talking Like an episode of AMC s The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker s Guide to the Galaxy Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre Seriously dude touch it and read it Washington Post Kevin Smith s Clerks meets H P Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller David Wong Jason Pargin is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor If you want a poignant laugh out loud funny disturbing ridiculous self aware socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders Seriously Dude Don t Touch It is the one and only book for you SF Signal

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